Weird zero calorie garbage stories. It makes sense why they would want to quell anger at them.

Article: https://radleybalko.substack.com/p/for-police-pr-flaks-quack-lives-matter

I found 30 — yes 30 — separate stories from just the last two years before I decided I’d spent enough time on this post. I’m sure a more thorough search would have turned up a lot more.

What’s incredible is not just that so many baby ducks keep wandering into storm drains, but also that there are so often police officers nearby to save them, and that word of these rescues keeps finding its way to a local news reporter. It’s quite the fortuitous string of coincidences.

In any case, please enjoy these 30 stories about police saving baby ducks.

30 stories about saving ducks! Must be fun and exciting!